Don’t air your dirty laundry on social media.
Unless of course, it’s actually dirty laundry.
Always, always wear protection.
Sometimes we have to force our love on others. Sometimes they don’t appreciate it until later.
Lettuce be thankful for the food that we have worked hard for.
lettuce be thankful
“Never sacrifice comfort for modesty.”
“If you must pee on the floor, twice,
be sure you make it worthwhile,
and let it a llllllll out.”
“If you can’t eat the chocolate, you can still eat the foil wrapper”
~Tao of Charlie